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Joke of the Day

"Not really getting much out of this Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, to be honest. It's almost as if my 6yo had never used PowerPoint before"

"Talking dirty ""I've been a very bad girl,"" she said, biting her lip. ""I need to be punished."" ""Very well,"" he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from camp."

"How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population? I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it."

"""It got weird, didn't it? "" *Leaves on a pogo stick.*"

"My four levels of drunk: 1. Bouncy 2. Slide-y 3. Slurry 4. Turtle stuck on its back"

"{after you tell me about your horrible, yet life altering near-death experience} ""Have you seen my charger?"""

"Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread...and got it."

"What did the Mexican Fire Chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B."

"I recently got fired from a calender factory All i did was take a day off"