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Joke of the Day

"If you notice This notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."

"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."

"John: we need a new word for foolishness Tom: How about johnfoolery lol John: Ok that's definitely what I'm writing down"

"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"

"It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a decorated war hero and qualified leader."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard...."

"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"

"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"

"Now that the Olympics are over, Michael Phelps can finally be released back to his natural habitat; the couch with a bong."