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Joke of the Day
"How many sad soccer fans are there today? A Brazillion..."
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"Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!"
"What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque."
"Every generation just wants their kids to have a better ""Spiderman"" reboot than they did."
"Him: I'll pay for dinner. Me: I want to pay. Him: I'll feel better if you let me pay. Me: Well, if your health is involved, go ahead..."
"What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? ""You have a lot of appeal."""
"[looking at an old pic of me and my wife in college] Me: Wow, you used to be hot Wife: *death glare* Me: ...but not as hot as you are now"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"
"bacon and eggs walk into a bar bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast."""