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Joke of the Day

"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"

"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? -A widow."

"paid a compliment By a coworker, ""every time I talk to you, I leave a smarter man."" I asked where he left him."

"Girl, you have a nice... http://imgur.com/OJKPTJr"

"Mozart took a young wife, as was common in the day. After a very brief first night together, he felt inspired to write a song. He called it Minute in A Minor."

"How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb? [deleted]"

"I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt"

"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."

"How do the French defend a city? We don't know, they've never tried it."