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Joke of the Day

"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."

"I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven't heard from them since. Best decision ever"

"Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly - autocorrect"

"A man decides to go to the zoo There was only a dog there. It was a shih tzu."

"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."

"A guy walks into a zoo that only had one animal in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

"If a cop is at the door when I answer, I yell into the house ""Anyone order a stripper?"" then say ""Sorry, wrong house"" & slam the door shut."

"In spanish... it only takes one to tengo."

"what type of cancer do mimes get? Gesticular"

"On this new /j thing im really back and forth on it"