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Joke of the Day
"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."
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"*calls boss* Me: I can't come to work. Boss: Why not? Me: Gotham city needs me. Boss: ...You're not Batman. Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly."
"Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them"
"I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp."
"I went to a whorehouse the other day... The sign outside said ""We're closed so beat it"""
"A man armed with lazer guns shot up a church... ...people went running pew after pew."