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Joke of the Day

"What's a good thing about a novelist conman? He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear"

"Sleeping in central park Is it going too far to equate my experience sleeping in central park to being a Jewish person in nazi germany..."

"I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!"

"Pineapple Jokes When is an apple not an apple?"

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse."

"""...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?"" - my tax guy"

"The other night I had a dream I was being wanked off by a Ghost. I was scared stiff."

"Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!"

"How do you know you are at r/jokes? The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science"