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Joke of the Day

"Pineapple Jokes When is an apple not an apple?"

"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."

"all my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second"

"Why did Toby rape a girl? He couldn't Turner on"

"How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb."

"Watching a Kristin Stewart movie. She's being CHASED by ppl who want her DEAD. The CHEESE STICK I'm holding has a more frightened expression"

"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"

"Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit"

"what is green and has wheels? A frog, I lied about the wheels."