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Joke of the Day

"What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas? Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet."

"""Look at what came in the mail today!"" ""That damn horny mailman again?"""

"So archaeologists found another Dead Sea Scroll... They opened it up, and read: GENESIS 1:0 ""Before the beginning, there was Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris said, 'Let there be God.'"""

"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""

"A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker"

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"LPT: If you're single this weekend, remember... Name your hands and you'll have an instant threesome! Happy Valentine's day!"

"One day I will write my autobiography and it will just say ""fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."" The rest of the pages will be drawings of dicks."

"About what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"I don't do drugs anymore I don't do them any less either."