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Joke of the Day
"It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and [Cher autotune voice] beli-EVE *club goes crazy*"
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"[to hot girl at bus stop as bus approaches] ""I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."""
"[NSFW] What's an English man's favourite sexual activity? Teabagging"
"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."
"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"
"What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease? That you get to meet new people everyday!"
"If I ever got into the plastic surgery business I would call my company ""Breast Buy""."
"My friend gets pissed when they call his phone a droid I told him: it's **An**droid, after all."
"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet."
"Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries"