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Joke of the Day
"when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth"
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"Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house."
"Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch"
"Donald ""Pharmabro"" Trump: He wwebsite as on the internet!"
"Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar? Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss"
"In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a ""cronut,"" which is croissant/donut. We call these people ""midiots,"" which is a moron/idiot."
"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway."
"Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening."
"Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie."
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his orders"