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Joke of the Day
"Donald ""Pharmabro"" Trump: He wwebsite as on the internet!"
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"GUY: How do you make a living? FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?"
"You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren."
"""Now That's What I Call Soup!"" - Guy who came up with the name Now That's What I Call Music looking at yogurt"
"A guy votes for Donald Trump The guy"
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark"
"What's the difference between an apple an a dead baby? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it"
"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."