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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation."
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"If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog"
"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."
"How do you make a sports science major cry? Remind them that high school is over."
"I think all crime scenes should be photographed on Instagram."
"You can't be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER."
"A man purchases a new dress for his wife... ...he goes home as fast as possible so he can give it to her before fashions change."
"What is a girl pirate hookers worst nightmare? (NSFW) Riding on a bunch of different ships, but never getting any seamen."
"Give a man a fish: you just killed a fish. Teach a man to fish: you just killed like a thousand fish"
"I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home. She said yes, so I walked off with her cardboard box."