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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He was dead."
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"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."
"The hazards of time travel: Magneto clubbed to death by primitive stone-age man."
"How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes? If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes."
"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"
"There are two guys in a radar station... when all of a sudden an incoming missile shows up on the radar. One guy shits himself and the other guy turns and says ""Ha! ICBM""."
"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""
"Man, this one always cracks me up... ...you know, the No. 17 one."
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"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""