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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He was dead."
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"A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. She said ""You have a bigger dick than your brother.""."
"Reddit is really a green community Consisting all the recycled content on here."
"Did you hear about the first time Alexander The Great went to a brothel? He came, he saw, he came."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. I know this is an old one but i didn't see on here so why not."
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony beautiful sea !"
"Guys, what's the most funny offensive joke you know?"
"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."