128471
Joke of the Day
"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""
Next Joke
"NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money."
"What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee? Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee."
"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"
"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."
"What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? You enjoy both more as an adult if they aren't forced on you as a child."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... An they see a young boy. The priests says, ""you want to screw him?"" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"
"Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone's front camera."
"A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park."