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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay Nobel Prize Laureate in a blender? A homogeneous mixture."

"When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people."

"Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her"

"The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled ""How to increase your Memory Power"" left behind on a seat. Now, that's irony!"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."

"Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said ""Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."""

"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ..."

"*romantically climbs into your balcony to ask for your wifi password*"

"To any redditors who abuse, or have abused drugs... violence is not the answer."