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"What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum? Free fap material"
"What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo Bees! (say it aloud)"
"BEANS & ONIONS Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas."
"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""
"I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though."
"Doctor Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!"
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."
"Roses are red, violets are blue... 9/11 was an inside job."
"[3rd grade] bae: come over me: no bae: my parents aren't home. me: but we're only 7, that's awful parenting. bae: but- me: AWFUL. PARENTING."