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Joke of the Day
"My mom has two assholes Her real asshole and my father."
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"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"
"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."
"What is 1x times D xD"
"""Fight Fire with Fire!"" - motto of my town's least successful volunteer fire company"
"No sweetie, mommy's not drinking vodka again. This is potato water."
"[tied up by the mafia] any last requests? ""yes, let me go"" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog guy? Make me one with everything."
"Can someone throw Kevin Bacon in the freezing Artic waters and give him hypothermia? I NEED this six degrees of Kevin Bacon joke."
"dont call my cell phone unless i know you and really even if i know you dont call my cell phone"