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Joke of the Day
"What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream? Shocklate."
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"Mom: ""Why are your eyes dilated?"" Me: ""Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love"" Mom: ""What were you looking at?"" Me: ""Memes"""
"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."
"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A ""Roman"" Catholic"
"Why did AT&T have the worst wedding? No reception."
"Do you know why banks have lollipops? So you'll have a sucker when they rob you. Eh, someone will like it."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"
"If you look in your bathroom mirror & say ""Donald Trump"" 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs."
"Who was the first carpenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."