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Joke of the Day

"What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream? Shocklate."

"Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers."

"Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas this year. Luke: What, How is that possible!? Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO"

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you are 10/10"

"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."

"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" - new york's most hated cab driver"

"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed and laughed Then i remembered that my wife and I had different dentists."

"You know what they say about corn? You only borrow it..."

"Why did the Native American curse the snow? Because it was white and on his land!"

"Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear"