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Joke of the Day
"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."
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"[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."
"If the band Toto, drummer Tommy Lee & singer Marvin Gaye ever got together and made an album... ...I'm pretty it would be Toto Lee Gaye."
"HER: Let me know when you get your shit together. ME: So I guess this is goodbye."
"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"
"A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."
"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."
"Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!"