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Joke of the Day
"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."
Next Joke
"Don't be racist Instead, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""
"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"
"I peed so hard that a little laugh came out"
"What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks"
"I was going to make a joke about a broken pencil... but it would be pointless."
"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."
"What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear C'ereal"
"A man has an airtight bag of money He leaves it and comes back 10 years later. It is full of air. The son goes, ""the rate of inflation has just skyrocketed the past few years"""