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Joke of the Day

"What do 9/10 people love? Gangrape."

"There's a spoiler in the description. There's a spoiler in the title."

"What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient? WHITE FLOUR!"

"*buys Sushi for Dummies* *preheats oven* *reads first page of Sushi for Dummies* *turns off oven*"

"Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?"

"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."

"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."

"I have Tindr hair.... It's messy, dry, and I swipe it to the right hoping for good looking results."

"so i wanted to know what was small and cheep my dad in the middle of dinner says asian hookers"

"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *hands him a puppy and drives off* [3 years later] COP *walking his dog*: wait a second..."