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Joke of the Day
"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
Next Joke
"Doctor Doctor, my period wont end! I am so sorry... I think that you have caught feminism"
"The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door."
"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"
"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and maybe Prince Charming just doesn't like whiny bitches?"
"If a super villain attacks my house whose only weakness is leftover soy sauce packets from the take-out place, he is so fucked."
"When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic."
"What do you call an autistic stoner? A baked potato"
"Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you! **Wife** : Not today!"
"Husband: Honey why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."