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Joke of the Day

"GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google ""woman stabs"" and see how many stories come up."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs don't cum."

"What is long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."

"Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus? The cops finally nailed him."

"When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them. When you both want each other, something fucks it up."

"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."

"I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed? Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted, and taken aback."

"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."

"I want to create a show called ""Deja Vu"" simply for the ""Previously on Deja Vu""."

"A dog limps into a bar... and says"" I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""