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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery"
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"It's sad that some of you need to berate others to feel better about yourselves. Idiots."
"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"
"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"
"Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find? Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes."
"If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits."
"How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail."
"Children; because how else could you collect teeth without seeming psychotic."
"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"
"[serial killers talking] Anyway I stood there for like 10 minutes, but she never wiped the steam off the bathroom mirror so I just left"