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Joke of the Day

"The human body is 98% water. So I'm not fat, Just well hydrated."

"What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? You can tune a chainsaw."

"What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!"

"Want to Read a Bad Joke? A bad joke."

"What do you call a group of eight cowards? Octopussies."

"4-year-old: We're playing Star Wars. I'm a Jedi and Mom is a stormtrooper. Me: What am I? 4-year-old: In the way."

"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. http://imgur.com/kG9MROJ"

"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"

"Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!"