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Joke of the Day

"I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."

"As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. It's in my jeans."

"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"

"What did the donut say to the cop? Don't taste me, bro !"

"Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]"

"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."

"My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking."

"I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas."

"My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue. I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president... Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president."