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Joke of the Day
"My father has a big wallet and drives a huge car! He's a busdriver."
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"Saw a bumper sticker that said 'Jesus is the answer.' Two cars later I saw one that said 'Who farted?' Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever."
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"What do you call people who use the ""pull out"" method for contraception? Parents."
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"The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'"