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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? She gets a frog in her throat at 69! Wakka wakka wakka!"

"I don't say ""YO MAMA"" jokes anymore... Cause they're all old and used up, just like your mom"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints."

"Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me."

"Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan."

"Anyone else getting sick of their dad constantly bragging that the Zodiac Killer was never caught?"

"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."

"For the life of me, I can't understand why small and medium pizzas exist."

"What's the difference between my job and my wife? My job will still suck after 5 years"

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."