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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink."
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"Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? HE drank coffee before it was cool, man"
"My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. . . I'm gonna start tomorrow"
"What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer"
"Mom, what's an orgasm? I don't know, ask your dad."
"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"
"Girl: I want bangs Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen"
"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people."
"what's the difference between a black person and a snow tire? ones a person and the other is a tire.... you racist."