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Joke of the Day
"Calling someone average is mean but I think they are the mean"
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"I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell ""alright!""."
"Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool."
"What's black, and breaks into houses? A wrecking ball"
"I went to Thailand... Saw a hot girl in the bar. I kept telling myself ""don't get a erection, don't get a erection"". After 5 mins, it happened.. She got a erection"
"How does an ethiopian open a beer? With his ribs"
"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it."
"Told my girlfriend she should scream out 'my god you're huge'!! at her gynaecologist appointment to freak out the others in the waiting room"