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Joke of the Day

"Where do chickens go to get their coffee? Star- B-BWAKS"

"I went through a Skrillex phase I had to stop though. It got expensive dropping everything all the time!"

"Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country's obesity statistics."

"What do you call a man in a hole? Phil."

"I fell bottom-first on to a window today. It was a pane in the arse."

"FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say ""Like the murderer?!"""

"Why was the ocean embarrassed? Because all the fish could see his bottom."

"IF attacked by Clowns ... Go for the Juggler!"

"Donald Trump announced that he would be turning down the regular Presidential Salary in lieu of a yearly salary of $232 He said ""If 232 is good enough for Hillary, it's good enough for me"""

"Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right."