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Joke of the Day

"How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. ^^^^^I'm ^^^^^going ^^^^^to ^^^^^hell ^^^^^for ^^^^^this ^^^^^:("

"There are three kinds of people The ones that can count, and the ones that can't."

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook... It's your own fault for not making it offensive enough!"

"What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord? A silverbach."

"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"

"Q: What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula? A: A hick-UP"

"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"

"What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken"