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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"
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"Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones."
"I like to observe people in lines. I'm in Wait Watchers."
"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."
"My dad only says I love you on special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and competency hearings."
"in kindergarden i pooped my pants and got insanely mad when another kid asked me about it, and that's also the president's PR strategy"
"""You're odd"" she said. ""Not even"" I replied."
"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow almost any movie from his Pixar collection. But he's never gonna give you Up"
"My two teenagers are very different. My son always wants money, whereas my daughter prefers the convenience of my credit card."