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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"

"According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince"

"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers."

"5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you."

"You know who else has a naughty list? HR"

"If you're cold, just stand in a corner... They're usually 90 degrees."

"If I was a president, I would make bigger schools So that we can have a higher education"

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink? White Russian, Straight"

"I saw a rabbi blessing food while golfing. I mentioned that it seemed strange, but he told me it's parve for the course."

"My Boss's Name is Richard. I think his last name should be Cranium; because he is a dick head."