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Joke of the Day
"""You're odd"" she said. ""Not even"" I replied."
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"""I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die."" - Dolphin bucket list."
"I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling ""Wilbur, you include your brother!"""
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower? Give her a shovel."
"Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words."
"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."
"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"
"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"
"""you okay man?"" listen dude... i know what im doing *lights a cigarette backwards* ive seen Guy Code like six times"
"Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either."