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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars ... His dad says , ""40 DOLLARS?! WHAT DO YOU NEED 30 DOLLARS FOR?!"""

"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."

"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"

"Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from."

"in movies when guy& girl lie side by side in bed & say ""that was amazing"" theyre talkin abt a Rush drum solo. thats wat happend be4 the cut"

"2Pac - Lyric King, Eazy - Gangsta King, Biggie: Flow King Dre: Beat King Eminem: Rhyme King, Lil Wayne & Jay - Z - ..... Burger King"

"Knock Knock who's there? -it's a-me -Amy who? -it's a-me Mario."

"what does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, and pregnant girl all have in common? they all happened because some dumbass didn't pull it out in time."

"What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ? Super Man wears his underwear over his pants.."

"(Male-related)When I have a double stream, is there something obstructing the penis? or is it just being a dick?"