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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars ... His dad says , ""40 DOLLARS?! WHAT DO YOU NEED 30 DOLLARS FOR?!"""

"What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways"

"A Jew walks by a penny"

"Whoever said Obama never created any jobs... Obviously has never heard of Isis"

"i want to be objectified but only by very specific people"

"What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!"

"According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind."

"Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ? That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!"

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"