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Joke of the Day
"So I tried to tell a friend of mine an Isis joke... but it was poorly executed"
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"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."
"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"
"Wife jokes... Why do brides wear white on the wedding day? Because all appliances come in white. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove."
"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"
"What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? Age"
"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."
"Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?"" ""I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."""
"Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great Wife: I swear to God I'll divorce you Me: *through tears* Decomposer."
"What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease? That you get to meet new people everyday!"