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Joke of the Day

"So a virgin priest and a virgin nun walk into a bar."

"I remember the first time I used a Universal Remote Control I thought to myself: ""Well, this changes everything."""

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because one had a dream and died"

"Stephen Hawking is going to hell... ... because there's only a stairway to heaven."

"I asked my Ouija board when I was going to get a girlfriend and it spelled out HAHAHAHAHA until it caught fire."

"This outfit is called Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Ultimate Worst Thing That Could Happen"

"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAAAAAAAAAR"

"Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. Because if one runs away, you'll still have two."

"What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? snowballs"

"British jokes aren't funny anymore. They lack hEUmour."