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Joke of the Day

"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."

"[creating foxes] GOD: make it orange & give it a fat tail ANGEL: ok... GOD: and make it sneaky ANGEL: you sure? GOD: yeah... real sneaky"

"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun."

"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"

"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub"

"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."

"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma.. It's all good until you look down."

"My first time riding a bike was like my first time having sex Both times my dad helped me from behind"