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Joke of the Day

"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."

"How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!"

"LPT: Reproduce"

"""This tofu tastes like chicken."" No one believes you dude."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Go on vacation in Poland... ...your car is already there!"

"FBI: If you testify you'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program ME: I'll do it FBI: Your wife and kids too ME: Oh ok never mind"

"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."

"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."

"Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing? Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer."