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Joke of the Day

"What does the fan of a shitty rock band, which canceled a gig in his city, say? ""I want my Nickel back!"""

"Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you... But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too."

"I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!"

"AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub."

"What do you call siblings that play soccer? Umbros"

"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."

"""Another day another dollar."" - African kids"

"A woman caught her bald husband trying to steal a wig. She looked at him and whispered ""Honey, what are you doing? We have toupee for that!"""

"I would like to meet the man who invited beer. And buy that guy a beer. Edit: invented."

"Why Doe's Ellen Pao suck? Because of my big tits."