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Joke of the Day
"*tips fedora at mosquito* M'laria"
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"Have you heard about that new movie, ""Constipation""? ...No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"A girlfriend of mine was a psychic ... we broke up before we met."
"Him: you're terrifying Me: awww you're just saying that"
"Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb? because he had a dying light"
"When I was in college, I used to have sex almost EVERY DAY... ...almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."
"My girlfriend is great in bed... But I don't know how my best friend would know that."
"How does good king wenceslas like his pizza? (An old classic) Deep and crisp and even"
"What did the left eye say to the right eye? Just between you and me, something smells down there."
"My wife's fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman"