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Joke of the Day
"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""
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"CARTOON VILLAIN: how did you know it was me who robbed the bank COP: you were literally carrying around giant bags with dollar signs on them"
"What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants"
"So I asked my friend, ""I hear your husband applied for a position in the government"" Me:""What is he doing now?"" Friend: ""Nothing"" Me: ""But I thought he got the job!?"" Friend: ""Yes he did."""
"They found a cure for pedophiles. They turn them into dyslexics... ... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts."
"Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'"
"Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head? They always swallow."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn't expecting I'd be dissecting so many white mice."
"Why do they call it Anal Bleaching ? Surely it should be called changing your Ring Tone."