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Joke of the Day

"My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn't expecting I'd be dissecting so many white mice."

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"How do you get three gay men off your couch Jerk one off, the other two will come"
"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."
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"I didn't like the fungi at first, But then it grew on me."
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"If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper ""AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED."" They love that."
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