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Joke of the Day
"Why hasn't Harper Lee had any kids? Because she's never spoonfed anyone anything."
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"Why does Piglet smell so bad? Because he always plays with Pooh."
"I put my phone on airplane mode and now I can't bloody find it"
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"Did you hear of the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking."
"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""
"Why did the chicken cross the stage? To get to the other aside!"
"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""
"Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
"What does a 90 year old pussy taste like? Depends."