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Joke of the Day

"Society: Be yourself. Society: No not like that"

"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."

"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Always the camel, never the toe."

"Researcher: By 2030, life expectancy is predicted to increase globally by 6 years. Southerner: [pouring mac and cheese into deep fryer] No."

"Saudi Arabia 'chosen to head key UN human rights panel' Joke is UN."

"What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup? Faux."

"SEE IF you can ""unscramble"" the name of this important American from yesteryear in under 10 min: AABRHAM LONCLIN. Go!"

"What's a Hitler Youth's favorite video game? Meincraft"

"the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy"