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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."

"After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them."

"Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?"

"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"

"Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer? There are more pussies on a mens soccer team"

"How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying."

"There's a lot of Arab new mothers lately This must be the new baby boom!"

"I've banged a lot of hoes and I'm planning on retiring. I heard the retirement homes have good pussy."

"*breaks into museum* *sprays fine mist to show alarm lasers* *plays a sweet jam on boombox* *krumps right into each beam*"