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Joke of the Day
"How many feet are in a yard? Depends on how many people are standing in it."
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"People tell me that I'm a bad knitter oops, wrong thread"
"What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy."
"Damn Girl, did you just get in a water balloon fight or are you happy to see me?"
"Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips? Because he tried to blow up a bus."
"What is a physicist's favorite cookie? Sig-fig Newtons"
"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."
"How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Candy? Jelly Beaners"
"With a stolen credit card, who WOULDN'T go straight to Wendy's to get 2 Double Stacks and a small Sprite? So thanks for asking for ID, lady."