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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"
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"Why are hurricanes named with female names? Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."
"Why do sharks like salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"
"Pack of polos for sale still in the wrapper Mint condition Pack of polos for sale, still in the wrapper. Mint condition"
"What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? ""Donkey!"" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work."
"Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs? Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth."
"The patient was about to die ""Well,"" said the doctor, ""He can wait."""
"Toilets that automatically flush before I'm done make me feel like every relationship I've ever been in."
"What do you call a bread that catches a cold? Flu-catcher bread"
"Where can you go to send a soul to heaven? An abortion clinic."