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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"

"Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar? Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power"

"I don't understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living."

"How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house."

"What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? There are 20 of them."

"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."

"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."

"I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man I hate those people."

"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her two test tickles I will see myself out. Thank you and have a good day"

"Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats."