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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a milf barista? Joe Mama"
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"Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients."
"How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste."
"What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"one tectonic plated bumped into another... ""Sorry my fault"""
"So sorry I hit a nerve. I was actually aiming for a major artery."
"I don't really suffer from insomnia. It's more of an all-night panic attack about everything that has and hasn't yet occurred in my life."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"the main use of the tiny toe (the smallest toe in your foot) is finding corners of furniture in the dark"
"What does a Muslim with allergies say? Al-achoo Akbar."