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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a milf barista? Joe Mama"
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"I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me"
"""I feel your pane""- Guy walking into your window."
"Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home"
"Everything doesn't ""happen for a reason."" The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant."
"what's white and smells like brown poop? white poop ahhahahhahahaahahahahahahha edit: realized you don't get karma here :C"
"Shout out to my sweatpants for loving me through thick and thicker."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground Roasted Cream filled (For the reddit down under, long black/flat white)"
"I hate tacos. Said no Juan ever."
"One way to find out if your crush likes you is: Who cares. People are horrible and it's better to be alone."